Step 1: Order two large fries for delivery to your home

Step 2: Prepare one (1) bowl, one (1) large Ziploc bag, McCormick’s Montreal Steak Seasoning, and Truffle Oil

Step 3: Retrieve order upon arrival

Step 4: Dump fries into bag

Step 5: Season with Montreal to taste, season with truffle oil to extravagance/conscience tolerance

Step 6 Seal bag and do the Harlem shake vigorously

Step 7: Serve on bowl and enjoy with latest episode of Community, Conan, or WWE Monday Night Raw