You’re tired from work, your butt hurts from driving too much, and you’re about to get grumpy because your stomach’s rumbling and the idiots on the road are preventing you from appeasing your angry empty stomach.
A few minutes later (though they may have seemed like hours), you arrive home to find the food of your childhood–of afternoons running around the yard, dressed in a white tank top sando with baby powder on your neck and a towel on your back.
You sit down, you eat, and then you remember that you are alive, in all the fullest, luckiest, most wonderful ways.

Step 2. Prepare cheese spread (preferable MacLaren's Imperial cheese spread, the best in the world - though any will do)
Hurry up the Cakes verdict: I am alive.