Awesome Avengers poster by Komboh:
That accolade is fresh
CM Punk is the first legitimate candidate to challenge Undertaker’s winning streak since Randy Orton in 2005. In retrospect, Henry, Batista, Edge, Michaels, and HHH were all obvious in how they would play out. Henry wasn’t worthy; Batista and Edge couldn’t beat Taker and hold onto their championships; and Michaels’ pair was really all about defining what it means to be a great wrestler. HHH also lost twice.
I laughed out loud at this, but I would propose that HHH’s pair was about defining what it meant to be a great wrestling performer, without necessarily being a great wrestler.
Also, welcome back, Sawyer.
Hurry up the Cakes recipe: Homemade Truffle Fries
Step 1: Order two large fries for delivery to your home
Step 2: Prepare one (1) bowl, one (1) large Ziploc bag, McCormick’s Montreal Steak Seasoning, and Truffle Oil
Step 3: Retrieve order upon arrival
Step 4: Dump fries into bag
Step 5: Season with Montreal to taste, season with truffle oil to extravagance/conscience tolerance
Step 6 Seal bag and do the Harlem shake vigorously
Step 7: Serve on bowl and enjoy with latest episode of Community, Conan, or WWE Monday Night Raw
Royal Rumble Depression 2013
I’m over it.
The Royal Rumble was an emotional roller-coaster, just as any wrestling show should be. But damn if Cena’s win didn’t depress me.
Quick thoughts:
+ Zigger is the man right now. Current in-ring MVP.
+ John Cena the human being is admirable, and worthy of respect. John Cena the character sucks balls and I hate him please go away
+ I love The Rock, but Punk has my current grown-up WWE fan heart. The false finish and Rock’s win made me look like this:
+ The Royal Rumble match itself wasn’t the best, but the surprises (JERICHO!!!) made it fun.
+ I like that Kofi Kingston was the only one dumb enough to get hit by the Cobra
+ Where does Punk go from here? Who is he facing at Mania? Taker? Austin? Brock? He’s been so good this past year, and I can’t wait to find out what’s in store.
+ I guess that means it wasn’t so bad after all?
+ Cena sucks. Because of you, I have to quit meat for a week. (Char and I have strange bets.)
In other news, Hurry up the Cakes is a year old today! Thanks to all who drop by here, the regulars and the Google-Searchers. God bless your kind hearts.
I’m exhausted. My grown-up heart can’t take roller-coasters like it used to. I’m going to bed now. See you soon, Cakers.
Hurry up the Cakes 